(Photo: 1988 Topps Baseball Card)

LUIS QUINONES

The Cubs acquired him in a straight up mustache for mustache swap (Ron Cey) with the A's. Luis played exactly one season for the Cubs (1987) as a utility infielder, and hit a whopping .218, but Quinones and his mustache were a welcome addition to the Cubs bench.

In fact, we will go so far as to say that Luis is the greatest Cubs player (with a mustache and a last name beginning with Q) of all-time. You read that right. And we stand by our bold statement.

Luis turns 46 years old on Monday.