BOB MOLINARO

He was a member of Baseball Digest's all-rookie team with the White Sox in 1978, but by the time Bob Molinaro became a Cub in 1982 it was clear that he was merely a backup outfielder. In 66 at-bats for the Cubs he hit one home run, stole one base, drove in twelve runs, and hit a whopping .197.

On the other hand, Molinaro's mustache was missed after he was sold to the Philadelphia Phillies in August of 1982. Only five other Cub outfielders sported mustaches that year (Durham, Moreland, Woods, Morales, and Scot Thompson).